The United States Border Patrol busted a would-be Mexican smuggler attempting to float across the border on a 50-pound marijuana raft. In fact, he made it across the border, but didn't get to land. The AP reports that he was a mere 600 yards from shore before getting busted. Where there's a weed, there's a way.
Hell yes that's an X-Wing Fighter bowl, complete with a mini R2. Just don't let Grizz hold it. [Tumblr]
If you've thought about it at all, you've probably come to the conclusion that being a caveman sucked. There was NO Internet, NO such thing as burritos, you spent all your time during the day grunting and escaping predators, and you also carried on your hunched-over hominid shoulders the responsibility of the whole…
Today in other reasons to be a square who goes to bed at 8:30 pm, a 41-year-old Ohio man was found naked, screaming, high on mushrooms, and covered in blood outside of a middle school last week. The blood was penis blood. Because he had taken his penis off. With his hands. Penis/Off. Oh dear.
Yeah, no, fumbling with a small wooden box and exposed electrical connections is real subtle. If you really want want to get high on the down low, you need to conceal your vaporizer as something that doesn't look like a vaporizer but also doesn't look like an IED. Something like an asthma inhaler, for instance.
It's an honest mistake, thinking that marijuana and industrial hemp are one and the same. And in some ways they are: both are species of the genus cannabis, they both have the iconic five-fingered pot leafs, and both are widely sought after the world over. But aside from their outward appearance, they two have very…
The Center for Investigative Reporting is doing a really serious and extensive multi-part series on the drug trade and border patrol at the U.S.-Mexico border. There are budget analyses, infographics and policy reviews. This is legit reporting. But you know what, sometimes you get so wrapped up in your work that you…
Because how else would five fishermen have found these <strike>75</strike> 55 pounds of yak bobbing around in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico? [UPI]